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El Rey de las Fritas
2017.06.12

Jeremy is in town seeking refuge from responsibility, life decisions and—briefly—the mature adult communities of Boynton Beach. Never one to miss an opportunity to shirk the duties of my own advancing age, I ditched the gym and treated baby boy right: A double serving of fritas on Calle Ocho. We bellied a thick coating of pork grease and chips, and Jeremy flirted with the waitress in Spanish (my interpretation). Later, after I’d thoroughly buttered him up, I let him know the truth about his idol and borderline doppleganger, Drake: Dude is lame. Things got interesting. Words were said. As always, it was good to see homeboy.